How are you still single??

Let me give you a little tip dudes, please don't ever say this to me.  Honestly, do you really want to know the answer to that question?  Like am I supposed to say because I'm a crazy bitch who has commitment issues or if I don't like where you live or what kind of shoes you are wearing I will kick you to the curb faster than  you can ask me for my digits?  I understand that perhaps this is meant as a compliment, but guess what, if you want to give me a compliment say something real.  We are both adults (I guess since I'm 32 I should own up to being an adult even if I don't always act as one), so just say what you mean.  If you want to tell me I'm pretty, great say it, I can take a compliment.*   If you want me to add you to the list of guys who live in Southie and wear mandals then go ahead and ask me that dumb question. 

*I actually quite enjoy compliments so feel free to leave some in the comments section.