It's about that time to take a look at all the things that make me want to punch someone in the face:
1) Sometime in the last week the toilet paper at work has changed from adequate to a fine grit sandpaper. How about you take back my pathetic recent merit increase and use that money toward appropriate softness TP?
2) The disregarding of deadlines at work, why should I be busting my butt to get things done on time if no one else is?
3) Random text messages. If you don't have anything important to say to me, don't send me a text!
4) Spring Allergies- this one is self explanatory especially if you are dealing with this as well
5) Don't ask me for my phone number if you are not planning to call.
6) Bitches giving me the stink eye, settle down I'm not trying to steal your man.
7) Having to wait for a table even when you have a reservation.
8) People dressed inappropriately for the weather- I know it was "warmer" yesterday but it wasn't summer clothes weather.
9) Don't skip my songs on the jukebox-I'll be super pissed and I'll let everyone know it, I want to hear my Usher!
10) I know I look younger than I am, please don't argue with me about it. If I say I'm 31 it's because I am actually 31.
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